All the news that’s fit to pint.
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Universally Esteemed Homebrewer Excited to Have Lifelong Dream of Opening Production Facility Criticized By Shitlords
The best homebrewer in the country is opening a brewery space, much to the chagrin of his “loyal” fans.
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Drain Pour Guide: Surviving AC Beer Fest 2024
Three sessions over 2 days? You’re gonna need it.
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Tax Accountant At AC Beer Fest Has Some Rough Calls to Make On Monday
A local accountant seems to have stolen his clients’ tax return money to go on a bender in AC.
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Head Brewer Politely Listens as Fourth Customer Mansplains Brewing Process to Her
A female brewery had to suffer through several men trying to impress her with their “brewing” knowledge.
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REPORT: “Red IPA” Neither
A local brewery’s Red IPA is neither reddish in color nor tastes anything like a normal IPA.
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Oliver Anthony Reveals “Rich Men North of Richmond” Is Actually About The Veil Bottle Hoarders
The general public mistakenly thinks the song refers to politicians in Washington, D.C.
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Anchor Brewing Announces Christmas is Canceled
The brewery also announced that distribution outside of California will cease.
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311 ACBF Performance Oddly Surrounded Exclusively By Breweries Serving THC Beers
THC breweries that started off elsewhere suddenly migrated towards the stage automatically.
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Conservative Resorts to Drinking His Own Piss to Make a Statement
A local buffoon would rather drink his own urine than Bud, Miller, or craft beer.
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Dropkick Murphys Miss AC Beer Fest Performance Thinking “AC” Stands For Allston Christmas
A misunderstanding led the session one headliner to miss their festival appearance.
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Founders Closes Detroit Taproom Due to COVID-Related Racism
The brewery has “struggled to maintain foot traffic due to COVID,” if you know what we mean.
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First Time AC Beer Fest Brewer Excited To Black Out And Miss Majority Of Weekend
A brewer pouring at ACBF for the first time can’t wait to get completely wasted and ignore his job duties.
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