All the news that’s fit to pint.
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First Time AC Beer Fest Brewer Excited To Black Out And Miss Majority Of Weekend
A brewer pouring at ACBF for the first time can’t wait to get completely wasted and ignore his job duties.
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Man Loses Keys and Phone at AC Beer Fest, House and Family at Casino Afterwards
A gambling addict went a little too far on day 1 of AC Beer Fest.
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Local Man Out 4-6 Weeks With Ankle Sprain After Attempting to Run to Hype Brewery’s Tent at Festival
A local buffoon fell down and went boom trying to beat the crowd at a beer festival.
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Brewery’s Fake April Fools’ Beer Sounds Better Than Its Actual Beer
Customers wish that a brewery’s gag beer was real, because their real beer makes them gag.
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Netflix Taps Local Brewery for Two Stand-Up Specials After Comedy Gold of Fake April Fools’ Post
A recent April Fools social media post has garnered the attention of the streaming giant.
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Milestone: Local Brewery Popular Enough to Receive First Cease & Desist Letter
A local brewery grew big enough to get in some legal trouble over an obvious trademark infringement.
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Free Sample Not Worth Enduring Brewery Tour
A grueling tour of a local brewery was nowhere near worth the free pour it came with.
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Hoppy Floppy Koozie Keeps Coors Light Mountains, Balls Blue
A new koozie branded with Hoppy Floppy’s likeness really sticks out from the crowd.
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Turns Out Winner of Blind IPA Tasting Competition Just Jarritos Pineapple Soda
A homebrew competition ended controversially when the unanimous winner turned out to be pineapple soda.
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Wall Street Journal Suggests Saving Money By Skipping Breakfast Stouts
A Wall Street Journal article is raising eyebrows by telling beer drinkers to cut back on the most important beer of the day to save money.
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Boyfriend Really Pushing Limit of Restaurant’s BYOB Policy For Valentine’s Day Dinner
A Valentine’s Day dinner date was joined by a third wheel: a cooler on wheels.
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“Still Not Lambic” Says Still Virgin
A local virgin has taken umbrage with a beer outside of Belgium being “lambic-inspired.”
