Listen up, cucks! I know all you librul soy boys are jumping ship on Toppling Goliath now that they hosted MY future President with a capital P, and I’m trying to capitalize on it. And guess what SNOWFLAKES, I’ve got just the beer you’re looking for! That’s right, back when Bud Light went woke/broke, I bought up a bunch of cases of it to shoot the hell out of in my backyard. Unfortunately, because of some past uh… domestic disputes… my gun registration was declined, so I’ve got all this gender fluid just sitting in my beer fridge taking up space.

That’s where YOU come in! I’m sure there are some triggered Nancies with deep cellars that are boycotting TG now that they’ve bought into making the entire country like Florida. I will trade you my Bud Light for your bottles of KBBS, Assassin, Morning Delight, whatever ya got.

We can meet in person either before or after my probation meeting next week. I have a lifted pickup with a sticker of Calvin pissing on the Disney logo on the back.

Serious inquiries only, and stop talking to me about “ray chios” too… we don’t “habla Espanol” ’round these parts, so I dunno what you’re talking about. Just don’t try to low-ball me. I took an economics class at summer school; I know about supply and da mand.