I missed out on the HF Ann lottery, so hoping someone struggling with fertility issues happened to snag an extra bottle. I know the listing says first born (as that’s usually the more desirable child), but I’m pretty flexible because my oldest child is actually 15 right now. All depends on what you want; if you only want a couple of teenage years and then they’re not your problem anymore, I can part with my oldest and probably a small plus like Blanton’s 12 or something. But if you want the golden, younger years to get the full parenting experience, I also have a four year-old I’d be willing to trade to close this. 

Send me a DM to work out logistics. If we work out a deal, we will probably have to switch correspondence over to our lawyers. We can either meet in-person at the closest family court to our midpoint or ship, as long as you live close to public transportation or somewhere near a summer camp or theme park.

Not interested in trading my middle child right now (as he’s the favorite), but if you happen to have Ann and Double Barrel Damon, message me and we can talk ratios.