I’ve always wanted to be a parent, just looking for the right beer buddy to create a little miracle! I think that’s how you make babies, right… you mix semen with vaginal yeast? That’s what my buddy Bill told me at the last bottle share at least. Anyway, I REALLY wanna try this Order of Yoni yeast beer made with Amouranth’s yeast sample, so if you are local, let’s get together and we can do a cuvee with this beer I jerked off into and become parents! Then we can drink our young #whale like the cannibal whale hunters that we are.

Since I’m the one requesting, I can throw in a small plus to get the deal done. Maybe a dick pic, so you can see where your bottle is coming from? I’m open to other suggestions. I ain’t fartin’ in no cup though.

Obviously the ideal trade would be in person, but I guess if you can’t meet for a share, we can ship (assuming you’ve got multiples). I can re-cap this bottle and ship it to you, or make a new one. Your call, I’m flexible. The only variable is I’m not sure if semen goes bad if it’s not kept cold? Don’t want my swimmers to not inseminate the yeast in your bottle or anything.

Serious inquiries only! Who wants to make a beer baby?!