All the news that’s fit to pint.
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Last Thing George Thorogood Needs Is Yesterday’s Bar Tab From The Gastropub
The blues-rock legend woke up to a mean hangover, and an even meaner bar tab.
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Local Brewery’s Hard Seltzer Also Sucks
A local brewery has waded into the hard seltzer game, to mixed reviews.
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Adorable Liquor Store Thinks People Care What A Beer’s “RateBeer” Score Is
A local “craft beer” shop posts signs on shelves with how a beer scores on RateBeer like anyone gives a shit.
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Local Brewery Risks Shutdown Due To Shortage of Hop Puns
The owners of a local brewaery fear they might face shutdown due to a lack of puns centered around the word “hop.”
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SPLC Deems Local Brewery A Hate Group After Its Treatment of Locals
The Southern Poverty Law Center has stepped in to aide local victims of a brewery’s hateful policies.
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Dive Bar’s WiFi Automatically Blocks Anyone Who Tries To Sign Into Untappd
A local bar has incorporated a new filter to it’s WiFi that automatically blocks Untappd.
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FedEx Opening Drop-Off Location Inside Monkish Taproom
A new FedEx drop-off location is set to open inside the tasting room of Monkish Brewing’s Anaheim location, according to a joint press release.
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Bomb Squad Called In To Open Fruited Sour Crowler
Tensions were high when the bomb squad was called to a local bottle share to open a fruited sour crowler.
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Poser Wears Shirt of Brewery He’s Going to Drink At
A local man wore a Hoptrot shirt to the Hoptrot Brewery, confusing everyone.
