Hey everyone… hoping someone in here got an extra bottle of the most recent ADWTD. I don’t live near Anchorage Brewing, or even in Alaska, but have been able to get every batch up until now. I am working on a vertical and really need this, so I’m willing to part with my very essence of being to secure this. Barleywine is life, so not having barleywine must be death, right? I know it’s a longshot, so just hoping this sees the right set of lifeless eyes that need a soul to squeeze. Judging by some of the people I’ve met in my local beer scene, this has gotten done before. And honestly, my soul is squeaky clean, so you might need to throw in a little something on your end.

In person trade (obviously… unless anyone knows a way to ship someone’s life force). A buddy is a medium and can help us complete the deal, or you can BYO necromancer; I’m flexible. I guess a church or a graveyard would be best to complete the swap? A church with a graveyard would probably be best actually. 

PM me and we can figure out details. I’d request that you don’t send a proxy, but if you trust someone enough to transport your shiny new spirit and my new elixir of life, so be it. 

Also… don’t tell me I can get it on Tavour. I’d rather take my chances with the occult than pay Tavour prices for a 375ml.