A new koozie branded with Hoppy Floppy’s likeness really sticks out from the crowd. Continue reading Hoppy Floppy Koozie Keeps Coors Light Mountains, Balls Blue

A homebrew competition ended controversially when the unanimous winner turned out to be pineapple soda. Continue reading Turns Out Winner of Blind IPA Tasting Competition Just Jarritos Pineapple Soda

A Wall Street Journal article is raising eyebrows by telling beer drinkers to cut back on the most important beer of the day to save money. Continue reading Wall Street Journal Suggests Saving Money By Skipping Breakfast Stouts

A Valentine’s Day dinner date was joined by a third wheel: a cooler on wheels. Continue reading Boyfriend Really Pushing Limit of Restaurant’s BYOB Policy For Valentine’s Day Dinner

A local virgin has taken umbrage with a beer outside of Belgium being “lambic-inspired.” Continue reading “Still Not Lambic” Says Still Virgin

The blues-rock legend woke up to a mean hangover, and an even meaner bar tab. Continue reading Last Thing George Thorogood Needs Is Yesterday’s Bar Tab From The Gastropub

A local brewery has waded into the hard seltzer game, to mixed reviews. Continue reading Local Brewery’s Hard Seltzer Also Sucks

A local “craft beer” shop posts signs on shelves with how a beer scores on RateBeer like anyone gives a shit. Continue reading Adorable Liquor Store Thinks People Care What A Beer’s “RateBeer” Score Is

The owners of a local brewaery fear they might face shutdown due to a lack of puns centered around the word “hop.” Continue reading Local Brewery Risks Shutdown Due To Shortage of Hop Puns

The Southern Poverty Law Center has stepped in to aide local victims of a brewery’s hateful policies. Continue reading SPLC Deems Local Brewery A Hate Group After Its Treatment of Locals