Conservative Resorts to Drinking His Own Piss to Make a Statement
A local buffoon would rather drink his own urine than Bud, Miller, or craft beer. Continue reading Conservative Resorts to Drinking His Own Piss to Make a Statement
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Dropkick Murphys Miss AC Beer Fest Performance Thinking “AC” Stands For Allston Christmas
A misunderstanding led the session one headliner to miss their festival appearance. Continue reading Dropkick Murphys Miss AC Beer Fest Performance Thinking “AC” Stands For Allston Christmas
Founders Closes Detroit Taproom Due to COVID-Related Racism
The brewery has “struggled to maintain foot traffic due to COVID,” if you know what we mean. Continue reading Founders Closes Detroit Taproom Due to COVID-Related Racism
First Time AC Beer Fest Brewer Excited To Black Out And Miss Majority Of Weekend
A brewer pouring at ACBF for the first time can’t wait to get completely wasted and ignore his job duties. Continue reading First Time AC Beer Fest Brewer Excited To Black Out And Miss Majority Of Weekend
Man Loses Keys and Phone at AC Beer Fest, House and Family at Casino Afterwards
A gambling addict went a little too far on day 1 of AC Beer Fest. Continue reading Man Loses Keys and Phone at AC Beer Fest, House and Family at Casino Afterwards
Local Man Out 4-6 Weeks With Ankle Sprain After Attempting to Run to Hype Brewery’s Tent at Festival
A local buffoon fell down and went boom trying to beat the crowd at a beer festival. Continue reading Local Man Out 4-6 Weeks With Ankle Sprain After Attempting to Run to Hype Brewery’s Tent at Festival
Brewery’s Fake April Fools’ Beer Sounds Better Than Its Actual Beer
Customers wish that a brewery’s gag beer was real, because their real beer makes them gag. Continue reading Brewery’s Fake April Fools’ Beer Sounds Better Than Its Actual Beer
Netflix Taps Local Brewery for Two Stand-Up Specials After Comedy Gold of Fake April Fools’ Post
A recent April Fools social media post has garnered the attention of the streaming giant. Continue reading Netflix Taps Local Brewery for Two Stand-Up Specials After Comedy Gold of Fake April Fools’ Post
Milestone: Local Brewery Popular Enough to Receive First Cease & Desist Letter
A local brewery grew big enough to get in some legal trouble over an obvious trademark infringement. Continue reading Milestone: Local Brewery Popular Enough to Receive First Cease & Desist Letter
Free Sample Not Worth Enduring Brewery Tour
A grueling tour of a local brewery was nowhere near worth the free pour it came with. Continue reading Free Sample Not Worth Enduring Brewery Tour
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