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Turns Out Winner of Blind IPA Tasting Competition Just Jarritos Pineapple Soda

A homebrew competition ended controversially when the unanimous winner turned out to be pineapple soda. Continue reading Turns Out Winner of Blind IPA Tasting Competition Just Jarritos Pineapple Soda

Unknown's avatarSteve EsparraFebruary 22, 20234 Comments
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Wall Street Journal Suggests Saving Money By Skipping Breakfast Stouts

A Wall Street Journal article is raising eyebrows by telling beer drinkers to cut back on the most important beer of the day to save money. Continue reading Wall Street Journal Suggests Saving Money By Skipping Breakfast Stouts

Unknown's avatarSteve EsparraFebruary 16, 2023February 17, 2023Leave a comment
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Boyfriend Really Pushing Limit of Restaurant’s BYOB Policy For Valentine’s Day Dinner

A Valentine’s Day dinner date was joined by a third wheel: a cooler on wheels. Continue reading Boyfriend Really Pushing Limit of Restaurant’s BYOB Policy For Valentine’s Day Dinner

Unknown's avatarSteve EsparraFebruary 14, 2023Leave a comment
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“Still Not Lambic” Says Still Virgin

A local virgin has taken umbrage with a beer outside of Belgium being “lambic-inspired.” Continue reading “Still Not Lambic” Says Still Virgin

Unknown's avatarSteve EsparraFebruary 9, 2023Leave a comment
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Last Thing George Thorogood Needs Is Yesterday’s Bar Tab From The Gastropub

The blues-rock legend woke up to a mean hangover, and an even meaner bar tab. Continue reading Last Thing George Thorogood Needs Is Yesterday’s Bar Tab From The Gastropub

Unknown's avatarSteve EsparraFebruary 7, 2023Leave a comment
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Local Brewery’s Hard Seltzer Also Sucks

A local brewery has waded into the hard seltzer game, to mixed reviews. Continue reading Local Brewery’s Hard Seltzer Also Sucks

Unknown's avatarSteve EsparraFebruary 2, 2023February 2, 2023Leave a comment
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Adorable Liquor Store Thinks People Care What A Beer’s “RateBeer” Score Is

A local “craft beer” shop posts signs on shelves with how a beer scores on RateBeer like anyone gives a shit. Continue reading Adorable Liquor Store Thinks People Care What A Beer’s “RateBeer” Score Is

Unknown's avatarSteve EsparraJanuary 26, 2023Leave a comment
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Local Brewery Risks Shutdown Due To Shortage of Hop Puns

The owners of a local brewaery fear they might face shutdown due to a lack of puns centered around the word “hop.” Continue reading Local Brewery Risks Shutdown Due To Shortage of Hop Puns

Unknown's avatarSteve EsparraJanuary 23, 2023January 23, 2023Leave a comment
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SPLC Deems Local Brewery A Hate Group After Its Treatment of Locals

The Southern Poverty Law Center has stepped in to aide local victims of a brewery’s hateful policies. Continue reading SPLC Deems Local Brewery A Hate Group After Its Treatment of Locals

Unknown's avatarSteve EsparraJanuary 20, 2023January 21, 2023Leave a comment
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Dive Bar’s WiFi Automatically Blocks Anyone Who Tries To Sign Into Untappd

A local bar has incorporated a new filter to it’s WiFi that automatically blocks Untappd. Continue reading Dive Bar’s WiFi Automatically Blocks Anyone Who Tries To Sign Into Untappd

Unknown's avatarSteve EsparraJanuary 3, 2023January 3, 2023Leave a comment

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