All the news that’s fit to pint.
The new owner of Anchor Brewing is bringing yogurt innovation to the craft beer space. Continue reading Chobani Announces Anchor Christmas Ale Will Return with Flip Functionality
The best homebrewer in the country is opening a brewery space, much to the chagrin of his “loyal” fans. Continue reading Universally Esteemed Homebrewer Excited to Have Lifelong Dream of Opening Production Facility Criticized By Shitlords
Three sessions over 2 days? You’re gonna need it. Continue reading Drain Pour Guide: Surviving AC Beer Fest 2024
A local accountant seems to have stolen his clients’ tax return money to go on a bender in AC. Continue reading Tax Accountant At AC Beer Fest Has Some Rough Calls to Make On Monday
A female brewery had to suffer through several men trying to impress her with their “brewing” knowledge. Continue reading Head Brewer Politely Listens as Fourth Customer Mansplains Brewing Process to Her
A local brewery’s Red IPA is neither reddish in color nor tastes anything like a normal IPA. Continue reading REPORT: “Red IPA” Neither
The general public mistakenly thinks the song refers to politicians in Washington, D.C. Continue reading Oliver Anthony Reveals “Rich Men North of Richmond” Is Actually About The Veil Bottle Hoarders
The brewery also announced that distribution outside of California will cease. Continue reading Anchor Brewing Announces Christmas is Canceled
THC breweries that started off elsewhere suddenly migrated towards the stage automatically. Continue reading 311 ACBF Performance Oddly Surrounded Exclusively By Breweries Serving THC Beers
A local buffoon would rather drink his own urine than Bud, Miller, or craft beer. Continue reading Conservative Resorts to Drinking His Own Piss to Make a Statement
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