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Wall Street Journal Suggests Saving Money By Skipping Breakfast Stouts

A Wall Street Journal article is raising eyebrows by telling beer drinkers to cut back on the most important beer of the day to save money. Continue reading Wall Street Journal Suggests Saving Money By Skipping Breakfast Stouts

Unknown's avatarSteve EsparraFebruary 16, 2023February 17, 2023Leave a comment
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Boyfriend Really Pushing Limit of Restaurant’s BYOB Policy For Valentine’s Day Dinner

A Valentine’s Day dinner date was joined by a third wheel: a cooler on wheels. Continue reading Boyfriend Really Pushing Limit of Restaurant’s BYOB Policy For Valentine’s Day Dinner

Unknown's avatarSteve EsparraFebruary 14, 2023Leave a comment
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5 Beers That Sound Real Enough No One Will Realize You’re Drinking Coors Light

What’s a fella to do when he craves a beer with half the calories but twice the trips to the gender-neutral bathroom? Continue reading 5 Beers That Sound Real Enough No One Will Realize You’re Drinking Coors Light

Unknown's avatarSteve EsparraFebruary 13, 2023February 13, 2023Leave a comment
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Opinion: I Only Go to the Super Bowl Bottle Share for the Palate Cleansers Between Pours

I don’t know about you, but personally, the tasty treats between all these beers are the best part of the bottle share! Continue reading Opinion: I Only Go to the Super Bowl Bottle Share for the Palate Cleansers Between Pours

Unknown's avatarSteve EsparraFebruary 12, 2023Leave a comment
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“Still Not Lambic” Says Still Virgin

A local virgin has taken umbrage with a beer outside of Belgium being “lambic-inspired.” Continue reading “Still Not Lambic” Says Still Virgin

Unknown's avatarSteve EsparraFebruary 9, 2023Leave a comment
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Last Thing George Thorogood Needs Is Yesterday’s Bar Tab From The Gastropub

The blues-rock legend woke up to a mean hangover, and an even meaner bar tab. Continue reading Last Thing George Thorogood Needs Is Yesterday’s Bar Tab From The Gastropub

Unknown's avatarSteve EsparraFebruary 7, 2023Leave a comment
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We Told ChatGPT To Write A Craft Beer Satire Article And All Our Writers Are Now Fired

AI is coming for everyone’s jobs. That means you too, brewers! Continue reading We Told ChatGPT To Write A Craft Beer Satire Article And All Our Writers Are Now Fired

Unknown's avatarSteve EsparraFebruary 3, 2023Leave a comment
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Local Brewery’s Hard Seltzer Also Sucks

A local brewery has waded into the hard seltzer game, to mixed reviews. Continue reading Local Brewery’s Hard Seltzer Also Sucks

Unknown's avatarSteve EsparraFebruary 2, 2023February 2, 2023Leave a comment
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We Need to Boost Pageviews to Sell Ad Space So Fuck It, Here’s The IPA Origin Story

Hops were added to strengthen the beer, much like we are loading this page with SEO keywords to strengthen our page rank. Continue reading We Need to Boost Pageviews to Sell Ad Space So Fuck It, Here’s The IPA Origin Story

Unknown's avatarSteve EsparraJanuary 31, 2023Leave a comment
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Drain Pour Guide: Explaining Why Your Homebrew Didn’t Turn Out Like You Hoped

Struggling homebrewer? Follow this handy guide to have your excuses at the ready! Continue reading Drain Pour Guide: Explaining Why Your Homebrew Didn’t Turn Out Like You Hoped

Unknown's avatarSteve EsparraJanuary 30, 2023January 30, 2023Leave a comment

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