And they definitely are not glad you came. Continue reading Sometimes You Want To Go Where Everybody Knows Your Name Because You Left Your Debit Card There Last Night And Made A Scene
A local buffoon would rather drink his own urine than Bud, Miller, or craft beer. Continue reading Conservative Resorts to Drinking His Own Piss to Make a Statement
A tribute to my mom, who loves more than anything waiting on beer lines with me. Continue reading Opinion: Happy Mother’s Day To The Woman Who Always Gets Me A Second Allotment
A misunderstanding led the session one headliner to miss their festival appearance. Continue reading Dropkick Murphys Miss AC Beer Fest Performance Thinking “AC” Stands For Allston Christmas
The brewery has “struggled to maintain foot traffic due to COVID,” if you know what we mean. Continue reading Founders Closes Detroit Taproom Due to COVID-Related Racism
A brewer pouring at ACBF for the first time can’t wait to get completely wasted and ignore his job duties. Continue reading First Time AC Beer Fest Brewer Excited To Black Out And Miss Majority Of Weekend
I know I recognize this hop varietal from somewhere. Definitely one of the new hype ones. Continue reading Opinion: Is That Experimental Hop HB586 I Taste? Oh, It’s Centennial? That Was My Next Guess…
A gambling addict went a little too far on day 1 of AC Beer Fest. Continue reading Man Loses Keys and Phone at AC Beer Fest, House and Family at Casino Afterwards
A local buffoon fell down and went boom trying to beat the crowd at a beer festival. Continue reading Local Man Out 4-6 Weeks With Ankle Sprain After Attempting to Run to Hype Brewery’s Tent at Festival
Bud Light has committed the cardinal sin of promoting inclusion and acceptance. Unacceptable. Continue reading Drain Pour Guide: Pouring Your Bud Light Rainbow Cans Down the Drain
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