Guest post by The Seed: A Living Beer Project

This article is part of our partnership series leading up to Atlantic City Beer Festival.

Hello there! Welcome to The Seed! Have you been here before? Ah, okay, well thanks for stopping by!

Whoa, are you okay? You look a little… uh, unbalanced. Why don’t you take a seat? What’s that? Ah, tell your friend the bathrooms are right over there.

In town for AC Beer Fest, I presume? Oh, you were just over there for the day? That’s funnn… hope you had a good time! Trying to keep the party going huh? Cool cool. Did you stop by our table at the fest? You don’t remember? That’s alright, I’m sure they all start blending together anyway…

That super-limited stout bottle from weeks ago that sold out in three minutes online? Sorry, no; would you believe that we don’t have any more available? I know… it’s wild. Are there any in the back? Y’know, I don’t really think so. I can ask for you, though.

Flights? No, we don’t do those, sorry. I know, it’s a great way to tick every beer on your Untappd, but our taproom is jam packed right now. We don’t have the glassware or manpower to sit and fill flights. I’m sure you understand.

What’s the strongest beer we have? At the moment, probably the 7.5% IPA. I know… we try to focus on easy drinkers here. Yes, I did mention that already. Good memory!

Oh, look at that… you ALSO brought your homebrew for the brewers and owner to taste? Fantastic. I’ll let them know when I ask about the bottle. They’ll be thrilled, I’m sure.

Hey, is your buddy okay? He’s been in the bathroom a while now. Might want to go check on him.

He’s passed out in the bathroom with his pants around his ankles? Super. That’s just swell.

Thanks SO much for coming in. Come back again sometime! Hopefully next time you stop by we’re not stuffed to the rafters. If not, see you next year for ACBF weekend! Maybe come in before the fest next time?

Actually, I’ll probably see you tomorrow to pick up your debit card.