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Opinion: Happy Mother’s Day To The Woman Who Always Gets Me A Second Allotment

A tribute to my mom, who loves more than anything waiting on beer lines with me. Continue reading Opinion: Happy Mother’s Day To The Woman Who Always Gets Me A Second Allotment

Unknown's avatarSteve EsparraMay 14, 2023May 15, 2023Leave a comment
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Opinion: Is That Experimental Hop HB586 I Taste? Oh, It’s Centennial? That Was My Next Guess…

I know I recognize this hop varietal from somewhere. Definitely one of the new hype ones. Continue reading Opinion: Is That Experimental Hop HB586 I Taste? Oh, It’s Centennial? That Was My Next Guess…

Unknown's avatarSteve EsparraApril 26, 2023Leave a comment
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Drain Pour Guide: Pouring Your Bud Light Rainbow Cans Down the Drain

Bud Light has committed the cardinal sin of promoting inclusion and acceptance. Unacceptable. Continue reading Drain Pour Guide: Pouring Your Bud Light Rainbow Cans Down the Drain

Unknown's avatarSteve EsparraApril 3, 2023Leave a comment
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Opinion: You Know What This Bottle Share Needs? Shots of Jameson!

Sure we’ve got enough beer to take down Cocaine Bear, but a couple shots of Jamo won’t hurt! Continue reading Opinion: You Know What This Bottle Share Needs? Shots of Jameson!

Unknown's avatarSteve EsparraMarch 17, 2023Leave a comment
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Our Beer Is Green Because It’s Uh, Uh, Almost St. Patrick’s Day! Yeah! That’s It!

We totally meant for this pilsner to be green. And sour. Continue reading Our Beer Is Green Because It’s Uh, Uh, Almost St. Patrick’s Day! Yeah! That’s It!

Unknown's avatarSteve EsparraMarch 15, 2023March 15, 2023Leave a comment
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Opinion: Stop… Whatever You’re About To Order, We’re Out

Hope you have a backup selection… but we probably don’t have that either. Tough luck. Continue reading Opinion: Stop… Whatever You’re About To Order, We’re Out

Unknown's avatarSteve EsparraFebruary 27, 2023February 27, 2023Leave a comment
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5 Beers That Will Immediately Sabotage Your Fitness Gains

You can either hit the gym and get swole, or you can hit the bar and get bloat. Continue reading 5 Beers That Will Immediately Sabotage Your Fitness Gains

Unknown's avatarSteve EsparraFebruary 21, 2023Leave a comment
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5 Beers That Sound Real Enough No One Will Realize You’re Drinking Coors Light

What’s a fella to do when he craves a beer with half the calories but twice the trips to the gender-neutral bathroom? Continue reading 5 Beers That Sound Real Enough No One Will Realize You’re Drinking Coors Light

Unknown's avatarSteve EsparraFebruary 13, 2023February 13, 2023Leave a comment
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Opinion: I Only Go to the Super Bowl Bottle Share for the Palate Cleansers Between Pours

I don’t know about you, but personally, the tasty treats between all these beers are the best part of the bottle share! Continue reading Opinion: I Only Go to the Super Bowl Bottle Share for the Palate Cleansers Between Pours

Unknown's avatarSteve EsparraFebruary 12, 2023Leave a comment
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We Told ChatGPT To Write A Craft Beer Satire Article And All Our Writers Are Now Fired

AI is coming for everyone’s jobs. That means you too, brewers! Continue reading We Told ChatGPT To Write A Craft Beer Satire Article And All Our Writers Are Now Fired

Unknown's avatarSteve EsparraFebruary 3, 2023Leave a comment

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