Blog – Drain Pour

Opinion pieces, interviews, op-eds and more.

Drain Pour Guide: Pouring Your Bud Light Rainbow Cans Down the Drain

Bud Light has committed the cardinal sin of promoting inclusion and acceptance. Unacceptable.
Opinion: You Know What This Bottle Share Needs? Shots of Jameson!

Sure we’ve got enough beer to take down Cocaine Bear, but a couple shots of Jamo won’t hurt!
Our Beer Is Green Because It’s Uh, Uh, Almost St. Patrick’s Day! Yeah! That’s It!

We totally meant for this pilsner to be green. And sour.
Opinion: Stop… Whatever You’re About To Order, We’re Out

Hope you have a backup selection… but we probably don’t have that either. Tough luck.
5 Beers That Will Immediately Sabotage Your Fitness Gains

You can either hit the gym and get swole, or you can hit the bar and get bloat.
5 Beers That Sound Real Enough No One Will Realize You’re Drinking Coors Light

What’s a fella to do when he craves a beer with half the calories but twice the trips to the gender-neutral bathroom?
Opinion: I Only Go to the Super Bowl Bottle Share for the Palate Cleansers Between Pours

I don’t know about you, but personally, the tasty treats between all these beers are the best part of the bottle share!
We Told ChatGPT To Write A Craft Beer Satire Article And All Our Writers Are Now Fired

AI is coming for everyone’s jobs. That means you too, brewers!
We Need to Boost Pageviews to Sell Ad Space So Fuck It, Here’s The IPA Origin Story

Hops were added to strengthen the beer, much like we are loading this page with SEO keywords to strengthen our page rank.
Drain Pour Guide: Explaining Why Your Homebrew Didn’t Turn Out Like You Hoped

Struggling homebrewer? Follow this handy guide to have your excuses at the ready!
Op-Ed: Yes, I Own This Brewery, And I Do Not Want Your Money Specifically

That’s right, it’s me: the owner and founder of this brewery that you frequent a little too much for my liking.
We Sat Down With The Godfather of Modern Craft Beer, Sam Calagione, To Demand an Apology

Sam, was gracious enough to sit down and answer some off-centered questions, and more importantly, apologize.