ATLANTIC CITY, NJ – Local tax accountant Drew Allakir is in some hot water after running into several of his clients at AC Beer Fest, broke sources confirmed. Many of the clients are upset they have yet to receive their tax returns, despite meeting with Allakir for the filing weeks ago.

“I am telling you that mother fucker has my money!” said Tony Munson, chewing on his pretzel necklace. “This fat cat has the nerve to walk around a beer fest while us hard working stiffs are waiting for our refunds. I confronted him about it and he just said he had until Monday to file before any penalty, but I know he filed already. I’m almost certain he stole my check. He’s wearing a brand new suit.” 

Allakir was hoping to wind down after a busy tax season is almost, but not quite, coming to a close.

“Monday marks the end of my busy season!” said Allakir, visibly sweating and constantly scanning the area around him. “I have been hard at work for three straight months. Don’t I get some time to unplug?! Now I have all these people demanding I get them their money by Monday, or else. I may need to hit the casino after this and win big.”

Munson wasn’t buying it, however.

“If you’re going to steal your clients’ money, at least buy yourself a suit that fits. I wish I could afford a lawyer and sue this asshole. He better hope I don’t run into him at Bare Exposures later. Knowing him, he will probably try to pay me back in stripper dollars.”

At press time, promoters for the fest were heard inquiring with H&R Block about potentially setting up as a vendor for next year.