Welcome back, freedom fighter! Looks like we’ve got another social issue that requires your intervention. Not the type of intervention you’re used to; your family gave up on those after you admitted you never loved your kids. 

We here at Drain Pour know that craft beer reigns supreme, but sometimes you have to tolerate macro swill because you’re hanging out with normies, at an event with limited options, or because of a court order. 

So what’s an alpha male such as yourself to do when his go-to macro option USED to be Bud Light, the Prince of Beers, but they had to go and put a transgender woman on the can, full with a rainbow and all? I mean sure, you could just go buy Coors Light or Miller Lite and shut the fuck up about it, but then no one will know that you are opposed to the concept of diversity as a whole. And silence always favors the oppressor, which in this case is the woke crowd.

Never fear! Our Drain Pour staff are experts at… well, drain pouring. So we threw together this handy guide to help you show Bud Light who’s boss once and for all. Follow these simple steps and they will think twice before they try to cross you by promoting inclusion and representation for all.

Step 1 – Buy Bud Light

No, that’s not a typo. We aren’t saying “BYE” to Bud Light just yet, that will come in a later step. For now, go to your local liquor store and buy as much of the rainbow cans as possible. Buy a case if they have them. We have to get this stuff off liquor store shelves as soon as possible, before the kids of this country see what corporate America is trying to push on them by branding products they can’t buy. Any can that you own is a can out of someone else’s hands. We don’t need this to spread any further than it already has.

Step 2 – Get the Camera Ready

What’s the point of scoring a major win for mankind and owning the libs if you don’t document it and share it with the world? You need to record yourself getting rid of all the evidence to send a message that Bud Light isn’t worth even tasting anymore. Sure, you used to love it; you may have even drank enough of it to experiment in college a little bit. But now that they have revealed their true agenda, it is no longer worthy of putting in your mouth. Get ready to record, put on your nicest flannel vest, grab your wraparound Electric sunglasses, and prepare to deliver some conservative justice.

Step 3 – Pop and Pour

Hit record and open a can. You can either go live to your dozens of social media followers, or you can record and upload later, which will give you time to think of a genius video caption like “More like the QUEEN of beers now!” Either way, record yourself making an official statement of your opinion on Bud Light, transgenderism, rainbows, and the woke mob in general. Leave nothing out, and be sure to use as strong, vulgar, and explicit language as possible. Definitely throw in some offensive terms for transgender people as well; the more the better. Be sure your face is in the video at some point, so everyone in your social network, including your coworkers and boss, are loud and clear on what your stance is. 

After your diatribe is over, pour the beer down the drain. Either your kitchen sink drain or even the toilet is fine. If you go for the toilet, feel free to throw in a quick “It tastes like piss anyway!” as one final parting shot.

And that’s it! All you have to do is wash, rinse, repeat with all the other cans that you bought and you have officially taken on big beer all by yourself. If you want to add even more bonus flare, line up all the empty cans and smash them one by one like you’re doing an Irish jig. 

If everyone in your circle does the same thing, Bud Light will have no choice but to remove the rainbows from their cans and admit defeat. Another battle victory in the culture wars for the good guys! Slowly but surely, society will begin to realize that acceptance is unacceptable. Not on our watch.

Once order has been restored, you can finally go back to drinking the piss you like, just like your God intended.