Happy St. Patrick’s Day gents! Welcome to the annual St. Patty’s Day bottle share extravaganza. Throw your beers in the cooler and grab a taster glass! DJ Munson, blast the Dropkick please!

What should we crack open first boys? We thinkin’ some hop cans to start? Maybe sour hour to kick us off? Or do we just jump right into the Irish stouts so we can seamlessly shift to the pastries? I’m up for anything… ready to just get this thing goin’!

I’ve got an idea! Let’s set the tone for the night with some Jamo! Obviously we’ve gotta incorporate some Jameson into the night at some point, why waste any time? Let’s do the damn thing!

You don’t want any? What are you, crazy? Where’s your Irish spirit?! Ok what if you just skip this round, and then we do ANOTHER one when we open a bourbon barrel-aged beer? That way it’ll go better with the chaser, amirite?

If you’re worried you’re going to get too drunk and black out, never fear! What would a bottle share be without some primo grub? We’ve got corn beef and cabbage, bangers and mash, and even some stew! I’m sure the mix of all this food, plus the all the beer settling in your stomach will counteract any liquor you consume. Trust me. You think this is my first shillelagh?

What’s that? You want some water? To clean your glass, or what? Cleanse your palate? I mean we’ve got the sink, but no like bottles or anything. You’ll be fine.

Alright, what’s next? Another shot? Wax bottle? Did anyone bring Guiness we could shotgun? Or what if we do an Irish Car Bomb, but INSTEAD of Guiness, we use this 13% stout O’hallorann brought? Now THAT’S an idea.

Where’s my bathroom? Second door on the right. You don’t gotta puke, right? 

Who wants some Irish coffee?