Here’s the deal: you and I both know that there are bottles of today’s release somewhere in this brewery. I know it “technically” sold out online and I missed out on it, but you’re meaning to tell me that the owner won’t part with ONE bottle for a long-time customer? Fine; the only logical conclusion then is that this brewery must not like making money. 

This is fucking ridiculous. I have a trade partner lined up already that I promised a bottle to. He’s going to send me a BBT from Side Project. At least… he’s supposed to. It’s contingent on me getting this bottle to send back to him. You could really get me out of a jam. 

I have the cash for it right here in my hand. Well, I mean it’s a card. A credit card to be exact. But what’s the difference? Moolah is moolah is it not? I can’t believe I am willing to part with my hard earned money to buy a product you guys made and you are telling me no. It’s insanity.

Is Rory here? He knows me… I bet he’d part with one of his if he knew I needed one. He actually asks me about tasting notes on most of your releases; I don’t know if he uses them to tweak his recipes or whatever but he definitely trusts my opinion. Tell him it’s for me. If anything, I need to try this beer because it’s your biggest release of the year and he’s gonna want to know my thoughts. Our palates are pretty similar.

He’s not here? Really? The head brewer at a brewery this size isn’t here hanging on a Saturday night? Find that hard to believe. Thought I saw his car in the parking lot. Oh well. I’ll reach out to him on Insta.

What about you? You’re an employee… don’t employees get a certain allotment per release? Would you be willing to part with one of yours? I’ll toss you a can as a thank you.

You only bought one? What are you, stupid? Do you know how much you could flip these bottles for? Unbelievable. You know what… close me out. I’ll take my business elsewhere. Somewhere that they like making money.

…Anything releasing next week?